Engrish part 4

The fourth installment...enjoy!

This word was on my ototo's pants. My okaasan is an English teacher so I thought she would read the clothes first before buying them but apparently not.

(But he is only 8...)

I could not pass this up. Bikes in Japan have really funny names. My friend has a bike called 'Waffle.' Mine is 'Nanhok' whatever that is. So like going through the bike parking lot at Kansai Gaidai and I found this one...

(There is no way I can make this joke clean...)

I took this picture of my friend KP. During our trip in Arashiyama, we passed by a shop with an interesting combination of two letters.

(...sounds like something I would say about skrink wrap products)